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j'aime les poires
Birthdate:
1 July
I'm pretty rad.


Pears can just fuck off too. 'Cause they're gorgeous little beasts, but they're ripe for half an hour, and you're never there. They're like a rock or they're mush. In the supermarket, people banging in nails. "I'll just put these shelves up, mate, then you can have the pear." … So you think, "I'll take them home and they'll ripen up." But you put them in the bowl at home, and they sit there, going, "No! No! Don't ripen yet, don't ripen yet. Wait til he goes out the room! Ripen! Now now now!" ~ Eddie Izzard

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Owen I hate the countryside. It's dirty, it's unhygienic. And what is that smell?
Gwen That would be grass
Owen Its disgusting

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